The Neurotransmitter Showdown: GABA v Glutamate in the Courtroom.
GABA: Good day, Glutamate. How do you plead today?
Glutamate: Not guilty Your Honor. My actions were justified.
GABA: Oh, please. You know that you always overexcite the receptors and cause chaos in the brain.
Glutamate: That's simply untrue. I only activate the NMDA, AMPA, and kainate receptors as needed.
GABA: Needed?
Your excessive activation of those receptors leads to seizures and neurotoxicity and not to mention hyperactivity, mood swings, social communication challenges, and sensory dysfunction in autistics.
You are totally implicated in the Excitatory-Inhibition Imbalance theory in autism.
Hari: You Said It, GABA!! Tell it like it is.
Judge (pounding table with mallet): Order in the court! The audience is not allowed to speak.
Hari: Your Honor, I was not speaking out loud. It was all in my mind.
Judge: But we are in your mind so everyone here can hear you.
Hari: Oh, Ok. Then I'll go off and take a nap.
Judge. Thank you Hari.
(Pounding with mallet) Order! Order!I call order in the courtroom!